You taped WWF wrestling over your wedding video.

Jeff Foxworthy

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You had a marriage licence before you had a driver’s license.

Jeff Foxworthy

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this December 26, 2008

In memory of:

Alan King - 81, Dec. 26, 1927 to May 9, 2004

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this December 10, 2008

In memory of:

Dorothy Lamour - 94, Dec. 10, 1914 to Sept. 22, 1996

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this December 9, 2008

In memory of:

Redd Foxx - 86, Dec. 9, 1922 to Oct. 11, 1991

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this December 8, 2008

In memory of:

Sam Kinison - 55, Dec. 8, 1953 to April 10, 1992

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this December 1, 2008

Woody Allen - 73

In memory of:

Richard Pryor - 68, Dec. 1, 1940 to Dec. 10, 2005

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 23, 2008

In memory of:

Harpo - Adolf Marx - 120, Nov. 23, 1888 to Sept. 28, 1964

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 22, 2008

In memory of:

Rodney Dangerfield - 87, Nov. 22, 1921 to Oct. 5, 2004

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 21, 2008

Goldie Hawn - 63

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 19, 2008

Meg Ryan - 47

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 17, 2008

In memory of:

Frank Fay - 113, Nov. 17, 1897 to Sept. 25, 1961

Danny DeVito - 64

Lorne Michaels - 64

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this
November 13, 2008

Whoopi Golderg - 53

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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The Joke Society would like to wish the following people a very happy birthday this November 3, 2008

Roseanne Barr - 56

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Christina Bledsoe & Ann Jokes
Joke Society Crew

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I was clearing snow out of my driveway when a guy walked by and asked, “Are you shoveling the driveway?” I said, “Nope. I’m putting the snow back on the driveway. It was so much fun shoveling it the first time, I decided to do it again.”

Bill Engvall

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Hea-then (he’-then), n. and adv. Referring to the subsequent action of a male.
“After he said he was an a theist, heathen proceeded to take the Lord’s name in vain.”

Jeff Foxworthy

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The miniature figures a top your wedding cake included two dogs.

Jeff Foxworthy

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A woman sat on a plane heading for New York, when the pilot announces that because of difficulties with the plane’s engines, he must make an emergency landing.

The woman, fearing that this may be the end of her life looks over to a man sitting next to her and rips her shirt and bra off, and throws herself on him. “Make me feel like a woman again!” she screamed.

So the man rips his shirt off and hands it to her. “Iron this.”

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